It’s another bright and early morning and you wake up feeling ready to tackle the world. You fly through your morning routine and climb into your car 15 minutes ahead of schedule, which means you’ll have time for a donut – yes! You turn the key, and – nothing. You turn it again in disbelief […]
Let’s face it, winter can be exhausting. Between snowstorms, having to wear extra layers, and scrunching your face like a wrestler every time the wind picks up, most of us want to spend as little time outside as possible. We’d rather not have to deal with red-knuckles and a garden hose that sprays water the […]
Ah, Mr. Spielberg, perched so daintily atop your E.T. money, we suspect that you never foresaw the rise of the GoPro camera. A manageable, smartphone-sized video camera capable of recording high-definition video while suction-cupped onto nearly any surface imaginable—Indiana Jones could have used one of these in the Temple of Doom, eh? Well, we’re not […]
Dear Justin, Give it back. By now we’ve all seen what you did to your Audi R8. You could have done anything to it. You could have tasked Audi with making you a completely one-of-a-kind finish. Any color you wanted. We could have made you something so beautiful and unique, so matchless that no one […]
It is said that in the olden times, as members of the human race pulled themselves out of caves and huts after the winter, they looked at their sports cars and minivans and thought, “I wonder if the Clean-o-Quik closes before five today.” As Spring arrives and waves of pollen and flower buds slough themselves […]
